“What’s a man without a mustache” – I think it’s a proper translation of popular Croatian book (and movie) title. And my answer is – not a real man! I mean, just look at some of the great mustache-wearing famous people: Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, Frank Zappa, Eugene Hütz (I won’t mention that crazy guy who started World War II)… Hell, even I have it! Would we be half a men we are, if it wasn’t for mustache? No, as far as I’m concerned 
Anyway, people at Fuzzy Ink created a brand new clothing line based entirely around the mustache. In their own words, “our current aim is to replace certain mainstream pop culture items of everyday life with that of the mustache”. Great idea for a tee company! Since they have only six designs in their webshop for the beggining, I decided to present all of them to you:
Now, that’s some great T-shirt designs, wouldn’t you agree? All tees and details (such as tagless stamp on the inside and outside of the shirt) are hand printed by Fuzzy Inksters (2-Station/4-Color press), and if you decide to shop at their webshop they’ll do their best to make it nice and easy for you. Prices are $17.95, but there is also a Trivia coupon that will give you about an 11% discount ($2.00) on your order if answered correctly. For all additional info feel free to contact these fine folks. And at the end – I think Clark Gable wouldn’t be ashamed of Fuzzy Ink mustache!
Clearly, we at the American Mustache Institute (www.AmericanMustacheInstitute.org) would agree whole heartedly with you. Not only is a man without a mustache not a man, but a man with a beard or goatee is merely a “spousal compromiser.” Mustached delineate the strong from the weak, the wise from the stupid, the brave from the cowards, the beautiful from the ugly, the chainsaw brandishing from the pedicure receiving. Carry on.
ehh… luv it..